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HEALLL THE WORRRLLLLDDDD haha

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Posted by NotDanPaIadin - July 31st, 2007


why hello


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you sir. are a faggot. >:(

Hello, Mr. Poophead! How did you like your cup of bullshit this morning?

Too much corn, SMASH

ur new game is for fageet DO U HEAR ME U HOMO

Your new game pwns beyond belief.

what happened to all your flash?

YOU ROCK MY FUCK'N FACE OFF!!!

Your New Game Owns Man!

Good job, and keep up the good work.

I lay you down on my bed, letting your bare form be caressed by silky sheets.

As I remove my pants, letting my hard, half-foot protrusion spring into view, you feel a twinge of fear mix with your intense arousal.

"I...I don't know what to do," you whisper, cheeks burning red even under the scant candlelight.

I lay a shushing finger over your lips and give you a reassuring smile. "Don't worry, my love. I shall teach you."

Climbing into bed with you, I part your legs with my strong, muscled thigh, a feral 'mine' passing through my mind as I see your own fierce erection. You start to turn away from my lust-filled gaze, but I lean over your body and trap your lips into a deep, powerful kiss, our hard cocks pressing together and sending jolts of pleasure through our bodies.

You are surprised by how much the kiss arouses you; you'd never been with a man before now, and thought the experience would be distasteful, but as our tongues clash together, massaging and tasting each other, you close your eyes and let your body take over.

The moment I feel you accept my touch, I begin to take you. With a small movement of my hips, our erections rub together, and you break the kiss with a gasp of shocked pleasure. I blindly reach over to the nightstand and grab the small bottle of lubricant that I stashed there before I'd lost my sanity to desire, and spread a healthy dose of the slippery wetness over our grinding sexes, turning the sensation into something of legend.

You groan in frustration as my thick length slips to the side of yours, but I reassure you with a kiss; I grip our erections together with a hand, and you moan in satisfaction, body blazing with the sparks of this kind of contact. The most sensitive parts of our bodies slip together in a delicious embrace.

I feel you grip my shoulders hard, and I grasp our slippery cocks tight, letting you feel the maximum amount of wet friction. With a powerful shudder, you climax, your hot cum spurting onto my belly and thighs.

As you catch your breath, you notice I have not yet finished, and my erection, coated with lubricant, still is aching for you.

I nod, and you turn around and bend over before me, shy and scared and already feeling arousal returning to your sex.

I grip your hips and rub the slick head of my cock over your anus; you shiver at the tingling contact, erection twitching. Rubbing a bit more of the lubricant on your entrance, I slip in two fingers, causing you to moan in pleasured pain as I prepare you for intercourse.

After a minute or so of these ministrations (being very careful to not make you climax again until I am inside you), I withdraw my hand and position my hard sex at your anus once again.

You bite your lips as I prod my way in, your hole stretching tightly around my thickness. Pushing into you with gentle, slow thrusts, I find myself buried in your hot body up to the hilt.

"Ah...please, be slow," you gasp, and I comply; with delicacy and restraint, I slowly pull back, til only the head of my cock remains inside you...then I push forward once again, sinking into your hot, tight passage.

As you grow used to the girth inside you, I begin to go faster, sliding slickly into you, my powerful strokes brushing your prostate and sending lightning through your cock. I reach down and grip it tightly, stroking it in time with my thrusts.

After our rubbing, I don't last long in your wondrous anal embrace; before long I am pounding you as hard as I can, overwhelmed by the warm softness, my balls slapping your firm buttocks, and I feel my orgasm approaching; you climax a second before me, and the intense sensation of your anus contracting on my sex drives me over the edge, sending my own burning hot seed into your rectum.

We remain connected for several minutes, letting your spasming ass squeeze out the last drops of my cum, my hand absently stroking your softening erection. As I feel sleep coming, I withdraw from you with a wet plopping sound, and turn to embrace you.

As my strong arms wrap around you, we both begin to drift off to sleep, our hearts happy.

wow everyone is pretty stupid

you copied everything the real dan has but his flash and his rank

yOU sUCK.

sup

I'm sorry, dude, but that was the craziest thing in a while. Here I am, looking up Dan Paladin, and I see he came out with a new game! I play it, and...well, yeah. Anyway, this will go down as a momment in Newgrounds history. Good job.

The game was so wrong though, man. But you REALLY screwed with some peoples minds.

You immitator! I have discovered several different problems with you being the REAL Dan Paladin. 1:Youre level is WAAAAYYYYY lower than Dans. 2: A single terrible copy of Dan Paladins work, and Dan Paladin made way more than just 1 flash, idiot. 3: No audio. 4: Smaller rank, less blams/saves, different whistle status. 5:Just one post. Dan made 2. 6:Youre age is a year younger, genius! And much, much much much much much much much much much much more. IM onto you, poser. I have already warned Dan Paladin about you and this "Tom Fuulp" character. The real name, we prefer, is Tom Fulp! Hopefully you will be banned from the site in not so long.

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hey so u r not dan uh-huh?

um dancing weasels why did you bother making a list of why hes not dan paladin, its in his name... NOTDanPaladin ..... well that game was still funny if you have actual newgrounds accounts you should just submit it through them

That new game dude, wow. When I played it, it was good. It just went to fast. Nice job calling it Chainsaw the kids 2. Just the grabbing patr was funny. At first I didnt know what it was and then I found out. Nice job!

asshole, you should be banned for life, and why don't you think about getting a life aswell?

Hai Thar!

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